Be on the lookout for a six foot three white male with blond hair going by the name of "Ford". Typically, he dresses like a cowboy - ten gallon had, table cloth patterned shirt, tight jeans, giant belt buckle and boots. His favorite belt buckle is shaped like an armadillo but he has many such novelty items. He has a curled rattlesnake tatooed on his right forearm with the text "Flee, fools" written below it.
This man is armed and dangerous. He is wanted for the poetic slayings of half a dozen inferior wordsmiths. Despite the seeming service he has provided, murder by words - even when the victims are whack - is still murder.
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WANTED, DEAD or ALIVE.
Be on the lookout for a six foot three white male with blond hair going by the name of "Ford". Typically, he dresses like a cowboy - ten gallon had, table cloth patterned shirt, tight jeans, giant belt buckle and boots. His favorite belt buckle is shaped like an armadillo but he has many such novelty items. He has a curled rattlesnake tatooed on his right forearm with the text "Flee, fools" written below it.
This man is armed and dangerous. He is wanted for the poetic slayings of half a dozen inferior wordsmiths. Despite the seeming service he has provided, murder by words - even when the victims are whack - is still murder.
REWARD : Moral superiority.
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