Did You See the Metaphysics Game Last Night?

Hadison:  And how do we produce this sample?

Socrato:  We deduce it by logic.

Hadison:  Because it would be impossible to actually ask everyone what they value, right?

Socrato:  Indeed.

Hadison:  I see.  So where do we begin?

Socrato:  Let us begin with what you value.

Hadison:  Why not with what you value, Socrato?

Socrato:  Very well.  I value the freedom to share philosophically with other people.

Hadison:  And do you think most people share that value?

Socrato:  Absolutely.

Hadison:  You think the dock workers treasure their ability to discuss the nature of the universe while the unload crates of cod?

Socrato:  They may be more likely to discuss the results of last weeks gladitorial games.

Hadison:  So then, this is not the shared value we seek.

Socrato:  I disagree.  When dockworkers speak with one another of wins, losses and fight strategies they are confirming one another's philosophical systems.

Hadison:  So it is the shared value we seek?

Socrato:  While I may savor philosophical sparring, many people enjoy philosophical reinforcement.

Hadison:  Which is what, sir?

Socrato:  Talking about things that they know the other person will agree with.

Hadison:  I see.