Why, I'm helping people choose.
How are you doing that?
Well, as you can clearly see, I've got one claw on the half flush button and one claw on the full flush button.
So you tell them which one to use?
No. I just remind them that they have options.
Oh. What about you're stinger, what's that for?
That's for people who press both buttons at once.
Is it a poisonous stinger?
Yes. Double pushers will suffer a slow agonizing death.
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