Get in my hand already

The useful thing i need

It’s buried

In my pocket

All mingled and tucked

In with useless things

Stupid thing

Ignore gravity, thing

And get in my hand

Irritating thing

Ignore friction, thing

And get out here now

Can’t you feel my need?

Just cooperate

Well first become sentient

And also mobile

But then do what I want

And fuck physics

Physics is a jerk